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Leader of Real-Life Superheroes.
Tothian is the President of the Heroes Network.
Tothian by Tothian May 3, 2008
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A male who hangs around public bathrooms giving out handjobs to strangers
Damn, I wanted to use the bathroom but there’s a tothian in there servicing some hobo
Tothian by TheBaker42 June 21, 2021
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A "Real Life Superhero" who refuses to call himself a superhero. He also doesn't like the word "costume", as it refers to what he wears. He patrols and effectively stops crimes.

He's a Marine reservist, and is well trained in various martial arts.
Tothian is a badass.
Tothian by awesoemsauce April 27, 2010

Tothian Pizza 

A custom made pizza designed by Tothian. You take the dough, put a layer of garlic sauce on it. Then mozzarella cheese, philly cheesesteak and mushrooms, then over that you put a thin layer of mozzarella and american cheese on it. Then cook it in the oven.
Tothian Pizza by Tothian September 25, 2009

Toathian 

The type of person who is usually loud, somewhat obnoxious, tries to be friends with everybody, always wants to 'fistbump' or some other variation of that, and makes up a lot of stupid catch-phrases. Usually of the male gender. Note: Toathians seem to be especially common at school, but some can also be seen at the workplace or out in public. Also, they often enjoy playing xbox (mostly only in their stages of early development, although some can carry this trait to adulthood), and sports.
Toathian: Yooo, Noah! What's goin' oooonn, brahh? Fistbuuuump! Fistbuuuuuuump! That's it brosef, bringin' it home!

Other guy: Yeah, sure, whatever you say.
Toathian by C-Miller August 28, 2010
Running around pointlessly in a game instead of actually playing it.
"Why does Bob run around like that instead of actually playing?" "Oh, he's tothing"
tothing by Garris0n January 6, 2013

Tothanator 

A god damn bastard who likes to get morning wood.

also a cringy youtube channel with crappy subs
his a tothanator
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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