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A male who hangs around public bathrooms giving out handjobs to strangers
Damn, I wanted to use the bathroom but there’s a tothian in there servicing some hobo
Tothian by TheBaker42 June 21, 2021
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A "Real Life Superhero" who refuses to call himself a superhero. He also doesn't like the word "costume", as it refers to what he wears. He patrols and effectively stops crimes.

He's a Marine reservist, and is well trained in various martial arts.
Tothian is a badass.
Tothian by awesoemsauce April 27, 2010

Tothian Pizza 

A custom made pizza designed by Tothian. You take the dough, put a layer of garlic sauce on it. Then mozzarella cheese, philly cheesesteak and mushrooms, then over that you put a thin layer of mozzarella and american cheese on it. Then cook it in the oven.
Tothian Pizza by Tothian September 25, 2009

Toathian 

The type of person who is usually loud, somewhat obnoxious, tries to be friends with everybody, always wants to 'fistbump' or some other variation of that, and makes up a lot of stupid catch-phrases. Usually of the male gender. Note: Toathians seem to be especially common at school, but some can also be seen at the workplace or out in public. Also, they often enjoy playing xbox (mostly only in their stages of early development, although some can carry this trait to adulthood), and sports.
Toathian: Yooo, Noah! What's goin' oooonn, brahh? Fistbuuuump! Fistbuuuuuuump! That's it brosef, bringin' it home!

Other guy: Yeah, sure, whatever you say.
Toathian by C-Miller August 28, 2010
Running around pointlessly in a game instead of actually playing it.
"Why does Bob run around like that instead of actually playing?" "Oh, he's tothing"
tothing by Garris0n January 6, 2013

Tothanator 

A god damn bastard who likes to get morning wood.

also a cringy youtube channel with crappy subs
his a tothanator
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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