topheavy 

a female with large breasts, usually a D cup or bigger.

Damn, those are nice!

topheavy by Gus H. Gilroy November 5, 2003

Top heavy 

When a girl with large boobs and overall small body size make it seem as if she could fall forward at any given moment or with the slightest push in the forward direction.
Like when an SUV is top-heavy and could topple over much more easily than a lower roofed car.

When a short girl weighs more than the average because of her large breasts in proportion to her smaller body size. This makes it seems as if her boobs are too big for her body.
"Whoa, did you see that top heavy girl? She could fall over any minute now with boobs that big!"

Top heavy by DANTE20XX May 8, 2008

Top Heavy 

A girl with abnormally large breasts in proportion to the rest of her body.

She's 5' 8", weighs 140, and 30 of it's in her bra. Damn, that's one top heavy chick!

Top Heavy by None May Pass January 27, 2008

Top Heavy 

Something that may fall because of an uneven distribution of weight. In this situation, most of the weight would be distributed at the top of the object, causing it to lose balance and fall.

Dane Cook as a child talking to Kool-Aid man after he breaks into his home: "And they would drink out of him, after debris fell into his open idiot head. Asbestos, lead paint fell into his head. He would pour his fruity blood into glasses, and they would drink his dirty fruity blood out of his open head. No, if that was me, I would be like 'No. No. I don't want a drink from you, I want you to fix this goddamn wall before my dad gets home from work. He's not going to believe a dancing bowl of fruit punch came in here. He's gonna beat me with a toaster, I swear to god bro. This is bulls-No no! Don't touch me! Please. I'll kick you in the legs and you break TOP HEAVY and you will smash.'"

Top Heavy by Bobby From Outterspace July 14, 2006

top heavy lovlies 

the name given to a female with huge ones!

whoa, look at those top heavy lovlies!

top heavy lovlies by lewi-p August 15, 2003

top heavy 

When a girls boobs are significantly larger than her bum

Man jane is top heavy

top heavy by Sickman2 August 23, 2017

top heavy 

In soccer, used to refer to a team that has an imbalance in the squad due to too many attacking players, leading to negligence in the defensive side of the game.

Andy Townsend: With these new signings, Arsenal are looking a bit top heavy at the moment.

top heavy by elcumbanchero January 16, 2018