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Top Bollocks

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Used as another name for a females breasts
"she has lovly top bollocks"
Top Bollocks by Xod August 28, 2005
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top bollocks

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boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.
Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.
top bollocks by mark May 16, 2003
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Top-Bollocks 

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Tits, basically
Nice top-bollocks, Jordan
Top-Bollocks by Simon Baby Fat Head February 12, 2004
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top bollocks

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something, or someone that is the best in their company or position
shopper: i'm not satisfied with this service, where's the top bollocks at?
assistant: sorry sir, the manager is in his office, i'll go and get him

drinker: what a good beer this is, it is really the top bollocks
barman: thanks a lot, hope you enjoy it
top bollocks by andrewm88 October 5, 2006
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mickey mousing

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026
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Haram ball

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
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