boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.
Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.
by mark May 16, 2003
Get the top bollocks mug.
something, or someone that is the best in their company or position
shopper: i'm not satisfied with this service, where's the top bollocks at?
assistant: sorry sir, the manager is in his office, i'll go and get him

drinker: what a good beer this is, it is really the top bollocks
barman: thanks a lot, hope you enjoy it
by andrewm88 October 5, 2006
Get the top bollocks mug.