For Noun:
"A Toogans Move": Ordering a double bacon cheeseburger and then requesting ranch dressing to dip it in. Dipping cheesecake in chocolate syrup. Dipping any already fried food in ranch dressing. Shaking the excess crumbs from a bag of chips into your mouth after consuming the entire bag. Turning the bag inside out and licking it.
For Adverb: "I'm about to go toogans on this meal!"
For Adjective: "That desert was a toogans delight." or "Look at that fatty toogans over there."
For Verb: "To toog or not to toog, that is the question."
Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.
1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!
2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y