toolfag 

They usually use their friends, wears costas, crosses their legs like a bitch, denies everything, ditches his friends for bitches who use him, are "workout impostor", have red hair, spends money on many unnecessary items, is a total prick to his parents, and drives a plain acura and always talks about future mods he will put on it.

"God that red-haired fuck is such a toolfag. He thinks he is the shit and ditches us all the time to pick up that bitch who uses him in his shitty acura."

"I own a white polo already.....but i'll buy another one"

"Guys i have to go home....I got to take care of some stuff" -Late seen with the bitch who uses him.

"Son you need a haircut. Mom fuck off. Bye!!"

toolfag by realistnigguh September 13, 2011

toolface

Near cousin of dickhead, but may be more of a poonce. (More of an air of self-importance).

Get off your high-horse, you toolface!

toolface by blugirl January 27, 2005

Toolbag McFuckface

An insult, for when "tool" doesn't quite encompass the issue.

I'd love to go, but Toolbag McFuckface here is blocking the intersection.

Toolbag McFuckface by ivan009 November 27, 2009

toolbaggery 

The extreme or unnecessary display of one's misperceived ability to impress.

Me: Did you see that kid rip his shirt off when he got mad at Sarah?

Marc: Yeah, that was some serious toolbaggery!

toolbaggery by terv February 12, 2007

toolbag 

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That Doug....what a toolbag."

toolbag by Greg May 25, 2004

plumbers toolbag

A massive cameltoe

Cecil baggins and joe gurner are at the gym

Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag

plumbers toolbag by The double vulcan December 17, 2015

Toolbag 

A crossbreed between a tool and a douchebag. A toolbag would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Nickleback, like a douchebag would. They would also like Kid Rock, like both a tool and a douchebag would. Toolbag can also refer to someone who is beyond being just a tool.

That guy is totally a toolbag. He looks just like he got back from a Kid Rock concert.

Toolbag by D Goody November 26, 2009