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Near cousin of dickhead, but may be more of a poonce. (More of an air of self-importance).

Get off your high-horse, you toolface!

toolface by blugirl January 27, 2005

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toolface

A term given to the rawest of the raw, studliest of the studs, and most handsome of the handsome. Often is given to the best of football players.

Toolface scored four touchdowns and had the game saving interception before visiting each of his three girlfriends.

toolface by toolface December 14, 2006

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tool face

A face made by someone who is in fact a tool. It usually consists of a widening of the eyes and flared nostrils.
If you come across a person making this face, run away as quickly as you possibly can.

Damn, fool. Did you see Hammer today? He was throwing down that tool face all over the place!

tool face by Spanky McSpanker July 5, 2007

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tool face

a white boy who raps.

have a good summer tool face.

tool face by owned!!! June 11, 2006

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annoying tool face loser dump in a bag

A poor insult made on-spot and in-the-moment.

-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...

annoying tool face loser dump in a bag by OhYesIDidYouBetterBelieveItD00 May 10, 2011

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tool face

a white boy who raps.

have a good summer tool face.

tool face by owned!!! June 11, 2006

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tool face

a white boy who raps.

have a good summer tool face.

tool face by owned!!! June 11, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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