toolbagger

a word used on a job site referring to a complete idiot.

after Ivan marks boards incorrectly, jade might say "you toolbagger"

or

behind his back, "ivan is such a F-ing toolbagger"

by life is delicious November 29, 2011

toolbaggery

The extreme or unnecessary display of one's misperceived ability to impress.

Me: Did you see that kid rip his shirt off when he got mad at Sarah?

Marc: Yeah, that was some serious toolbaggery!

by terv February 12, 2007

Tool Bagger

1) Some one who is more than a tool, They just keep adding more things to make them more of a tool.
2) Usually a girl, but not exclusively, who continually dates unsuitable people and hence bags tools. Therefore they are a tool bagger. I.e they are collecting tools.
3) An individual within the tool manufacturing industry whos job it is to bag the tools. E.G they must bag all the tools into a tool kit before sale to the public.

1) "hey Tony can you believe that guy? what a tool!"
"Dude he is a tool bagger"
2)"have you seen who Janice is going out with now. he is such a loser!"
"Yeah Janice is such a tool bagger"
3)"Hey man nice to meet you, what do you do?"
"Ah not much, by day i'm a tool bagger"

by The Dogs Bollocks January 31, 2009

twobagger

When a girl is so ugly when your having sex you both put bags on your heads just incase hers falls off.

Damn that girl is so ugly she is a twobagger.

by someboreddudey June 21, 2008

Toollagger

A person who states claim to something new when it's already been done or said before.

Brian is a toollagger for saying that he created the word chillaxing.

by H0RNET March 2, 2009

toolbanger

A person who participates in sexual activity involving an inanimate object or objects (ie. a hammer).

Did you see what Chane and Josh were doing in the garden shed? What a bunch of toolbangers!

by craig_s May 6, 2009

foolbaggery

Nonsense. Ridiculous.

That is a bunch of foolbaggery.

by the snowprincess July 9, 2009