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toolbaggery 

The extreme or unnecessary display of one's misperceived ability to impress.
Me: Did you see that kid rip his shirt off when he got mad at Sarah?

Marc: Yeah, that was some serious toolbaggery!
toolbaggery by terv February 12, 2007

Tool Bagger 

1) Some one who is more than a tool, They just keep adding more things to make them more of a tool.
2) Usually a girl, but not exclusively, who continually dates unsuitable people and hence bags tools. Therefore they are a tool bagger. I.e they are collecting tools.
3) An individual within the tool manufacturing industry whos job it is to bag the tools. E.G they must bag all the tools into a tool kit before sale to the public.
1) "hey Tony can you believe that guy? what a tool!"
"Dude he is a tool bagger"
2)"have you seen who Janice is going out with now. he is such a loser!"
"Yeah Janice is such a tool bagger"
3)"Hey man nice to meet you, what do you do?"
"Ah not much, by day i'm a tool bagger"
Tool Bagger by The Dogs Bollocks January 31, 2009
When a girl is so ugly when your having sex you both put bags on your heads just incase hers falls off.
Damn that girl is so ugly she is a twobagger.
twobagger by someboreddudey June 21, 2008

Toollagger 

A person who states claim to something new when it's already been done or said before.
Brian is a toollagger for saying that he created the word chillaxing.
Toollagger by H0RNET March 2, 2009

toolbanger 

A person who participates in sexual activity involving an inanimate object or objects (ie. a hammer).
Did you see what Chane and Josh were doing in the garden shed? What a bunch of toolbangers!
toolbanger by craig_s May 6, 2009

foolbaggery

That is a bunch of foolbaggery.
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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