toolbanger

A person who participates in sexual activity involving an inanimate object or objects (ie. a hammer).

Did you see what Chane and Josh were doing in the garden shed? What a bunch of toolbangers!

toolbanger by craig_s May 6, 2009

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toolbaggery

The extreme or unnecessary display of one's misperceived ability to impress.

Me: Did you see that kid rip his shirt off when he got mad at Sarah?

Marc: Yeah, that was some serious toolbaggery!

toolbaggery by terv February 12, 2007

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toolbanger • toolbaggery • Toollagger

Toollagger

A person who states claim to something new when it's already been done or said before.

Brian is a toollagger for saying that he created the word chillaxing.

Toollagger by H0RNET March 2, 2009

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toolbaggery

the art of being a toolbag and or dickhead.

The young truck loving child named brendan has mastered the art of toolbaggery after crushing a childs hopes and dreams by pushing him down the stairs.

toolbaggery by cloid October 6, 2010

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toolbagger

a word used on a job site referring to a complete idiot.

after Ivan marks boards incorrectly, jade might say "you toolbagger"

or

behind his back, "ivan is such a F-ing toolbagger"

toolbagger by life is delicious November 29, 2011

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

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