toolbanger

A person who participates in sexual activity involving an inanimate object or objects (ie. a hammer).

Did you see what Chane and Josh were doing in the garden shed? What a bunch of toolbangers!

by craig_s May 6, 2009

toolbaggery

The extreme or unnecessary display of one's misperceived ability to impress.

Me: Did you see that kid rip his shirt off when he got mad at Sarah?

Marc: Yeah, that was some serious toolbaggery!

by terv February 12, 2007

Toollagger

A person who states claim to something new when it's already been done or said before.

Brian is a toollagger for saying that he created the word chillaxing.

by H0RNET March 2, 2009

toolbaggery

the art of being a toolbag and or dickhead.

The young truck loving child named brendan has mastered the art of toolbaggery after crushing a childs hopes and dreams by pushing him down the stairs.

by cloid October 6, 2010

toolbagger

a word used on a job site referring to a complete idiot.

after Ivan marks boards incorrectly, jade might say "you toolbagger"

or

behind his back, "ivan is such a F-ing toolbagger"

by life is delicious November 29, 2011