3 definitions by craig_s

toolbanger

A person who participates in sexual activity involving an inanimate object or objects (ie. a hammer).

Did you see what Chane and Josh were doing in the garden shed? What a bunch of toolbangers!

by craig_s May 6, 2009

squinty clint

When a male ejaculates in his partners eyes, causing him/her to squint like Clint Eastwood.

I gave my girl the old squinty clint while we watched Dirty Harry last night.

by craig_s August 9, 2014

Arnott's Shapes

A savoury snack wrapped in foil for optimum taste and freshness. Manufactured by Arnott's, an Australian company that specializes in unhealthy after-school treats.

They are baked, not fried and claim to contain no artificial colours or flavours, which is unusual considering the most popular flavour is 'barbecue' and they are clearly not barbequed or contain any ingredients that are or could be barbequed.

Other flavours include: pizza, cheese and bacon, cheddar and chicken crimpy.

Being italian, Leah refuses to eat Arnott's Shapes unless of course they are of the pizza variety.

by craig_s September 29, 2007