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More commonly referred to as Pooheys, it is not a beer, just a cheap, nasty, tasteless imitation.
Commerce Poof: "lets go to PAs"
Eng Dude: "dude, it's a pooheys pub. i'm not drinking that crap!"
tooheys by Rich June 23, 2004
Disgusting swill not fit for human consumption. See pooheys.
"Somebody brought pooheys to this party, lets stab them."
"Hu-Ah"
tooheys by david June 23, 2004

Tooheys Old

The greatest Australian beer ever made. It is a Black Ale which has brewed and bottled in New South Wales since 1869 (and also available on tap at most pubs througout NSW) and commonly referred to simply as "Old". Unlike most commercially brewed Australian lagers (i.e. Foster's, Victoria Bitter, XXXX) which almost taste like tap water, Old possesses a full bodied flavour which makes it awesome.
Random Drinker: "TOOHEYS OLD, drink it cold..."

Drinker at Pub: "Yeah, can I have a schooner of OLD thanks?"
Tooheys Old by 3xS October 18, 2010

tooheys extra dry 

The best beer of all time, being at 5.0% alco and 1.4 standard drinks, which is equivalent of most alcoholic drinks these days.

Second best to the extra fragmented Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums being at 6.5%, and which have glow in the dark labels at night clubs!!!

Tooheys is also an Aussie beer co
Dude, lets get wasted on Tooheys Extra Dry!!

Screw that man, go Platinum, its so much faster and these labels are so trippin me out!!!

tooheys extra dry 

Hughey: "nah man! dont drink goon, tooheys extra dry is the way of the future!"
tooheys extra dry by blind July 19, 2003

tooheys extra dry 

The best beer of all time, being at 5.0% alco and 1.4 standard drinks, which is equivalent of most alcoholic drinks these days.

Second best to the extra fragmented Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums being at 6.5%, and which have glow in the dark labels at night clubs!!!

Tooheys is also an Aussie beer co
Dude, lets get wasted on Tooheys Extra Dry!!

Screw that man, go Platinum, its so much faster and these labels are so trippin me out!!!
tooheys extra dry by SteveOssie March 20, 2008