too two

In colloquial Chinese, the adjective two (or 2) can sometimes mean bad, vulgar, absurd or any form of inappropriate behaviour.

If one were to interpret this way, "too two" would mean extremely unacceptable behaviour. It is a derogatory term in the worst sense. The term is very powerful due to its rhyme and other verbal effects it creates, use with care to the Asian population.

He who thinks the world is "too simple, sometimes naive" is too two.

too two by the.user.name.is.taken November 30, 2010

too turnt two wheels 

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs

I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store

too turnt two wheels by Bk2333 January 8, 2015

To two too much 

When somebody constantly one ups your stories with things that are not as cool.

Bro
I was telling Josh a story and to two too much with that guy is a headache. He always wants the last word

To two too much by Totwotoomuch January 4, 2023

two steps too late 

When a man who has time infinitely accelerated speed blitzes out of your attack and then dashes behind you with his infinite speed because he abused your weakness

star platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!

two steps too late by jojo shitpost crusader August 9, 2023

too much ham for two eggs 

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

too much ham for two eggs by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

tootwog 

Anything and every thing.Is used as a sub for any word in the English language.A state of being.

Max is such a tootwog!
He is so in the tootwog.

tootwog by No1Dustin June 17, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020