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Tommia- the most beautiful, crazy but loving person you’ll ever meet
Damn that girl is so Tommia
tommia by Tommia January 21, 2018
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A great looking guy who is a ladies man and likes to dress up, Tommaso is the best thing that will happen in your life and will always be there for you in the bad and the good every girl should want him in they're life's great boyfriend and friend and will always respect your choice
I was having a bad time but then Tommaso came and made my life way better.
Tommaso by Hey there you lads June 18, 2018
Related Words
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Tomming is a phrase used to describe someone who is indulging in prostitution, i.e being a tom.
have you been tomming?
tomming by rmt2008 June 30, 2008
completely and utterly discombobulated following excessive alcohol consumption, may be combined with crawling on the floor, barfing in your bed, or stealing stuff for no good reason
Man he was so tommied that he puked in the bushes!
tommied by Easy Street April 24, 2005

tommyache 

A YouTuber with about 500 subscribers who also happens to be gay and enjoys sleeping with men
“Oh that guy is so like that one YouTuber tommyache. He gay as hell
tommyache by codarious February 22, 2023
A funny good-hearted ladie's man who will break your neck in a second if you talk bad about his family. Although deceptively calm, all it takes is one misinterpeerated joke to set him off.
I was having a good time last night and I heard a "your momma" joke and went Tommaso on them
Tommaso by sum other chick July 11, 2009

tommie network 

Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"
Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "

Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"

Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."
tommie network by AnonemousMarmot November 8, 2020
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