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ashlyn tomacheski 

She is one of the most safisticated,talented, gorgeous people you will ever meet.she will fight for what she wants and is one of the most happiest girls you will ever meet.Always be friends with an Ashlyn.
Hey do you know an Ashlyn tomacheski ?
Heck ya she is the best!!
Dang your so lucky!!

Mikhail Tolmachev

Mikhail is like a god. He is very athletic and sexy as fuck! He is the type of guy who all guys wanna be and all the girls want but is usually taken by an amazing girl! Mikhail Tolmachev is someone with a huge penis! He is one to succeed in life! Someone who is named Mikhail Tolmachev will grow up and be rich! Everyone wants to have the name and surname Mikhail Tolmachev!
"I wish I was like Mikhail Tolmachev!"

"Life would be perfect!"

tommyshelbysexual 

having feelings for tommy shelby no matter what gender you are
person 1. oh i love tommy shelby

person2. oh she must be a tommyshelbysexual
tommyshelbysexual by i love tommy December 29, 2020
a tummyache is a boner
Fundo had a tummyache, so he bent forward to hide his bulge.
tummyache by authOOr July 5, 2006
A beautiful smart girl who can fight and will beat a bitch ass don't mess with her
Tommyah sexy
tommyah by DaeAja May 17, 2018

a fate worse than tummyache 

If something is bad, then it can described as "a fate worse than tummyache". For example, being kicked in the nuts by a miss rosie, or being forced to talk to kim
Kim: Why do you want me to unblock you?
Lar: I don't. Then you could talk to me, and that would be a fate worse than tummyache!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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