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Louis TomLEGENDson
Louis 'TomLEGENDSON' Tomlinson: master of making an awkward situation more awkward. When One Direction appeared on the Xtra Factor after bandmate Harry Styles (17) kissed host Caroline Flack (32), Louis didn't dissapoint Directioners by bringing up the awkward subject.
Olly: How does it feel to to back?
Harry: It feels nice..walking around the corridors..it's really nice.
Caroline: So you just like walking around corridors?
Louis: I think he's quite nervous around you.
Olly: Which girl do you fancy the most, Harry?
Louis (interjecting): Caroline
Girl: Did you see that Xtra Factor interview with One Direction?
You: Yes! Louis should switch his name to Louis TomLEGENDson!
Harry: It feels nice..walking around the corridors..it's really nice.
Caroline: So you just like walking around corridors?
Louis: I think he's quite nervous around you.
Olly: Which girl do you fancy the most, Harry?
Louis (interjecting): Caroline
Girl: Did you see that Xtra Factor interview with One Direction?
You: Yes! Louis should switch his name to Louis TomLEGENDson!
Louis TomLEGENDson by bring1dtome December 2, 2011
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