Get the toiley mug.I can't believe it. Tim's finally been barred from Crafty's, cause the bouncers caught him doing toiley sniffs in the women's room.
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Toiley T. Paper: Here's your Poop Word of the Day! Instead of saying you're going to take a poop, say you're-making chocolate pudding! Don't eat it, though.
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Get the Toiley T. Paper mug.An apt name for the Accessible Icon Project's proposed replacement for the International Symbol of Access, the globally recognized icon symbolizing accessibility for people with disabilities. The new symbol, while intended to resemble a wheelchair racer, looks uncannily like a guy trying to wipe his rear after using the toilet.
Some disability advocates like the new "Accessible Icon," while others find it offensive, call it "Toilet Guy," and think it promotes a hierarchy of disability acceptance .
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Get the eau de toilette mug.A subdefinition of poetry. Toiletry is a version of poetry specifically dedicated to toilet topics, such as feces, urine, vomit, or other general activities that take place in a bathroom or other venues for such activities, such as sexual intercourse, lunch, laptop movies, homework, among others.
Example of Toiletry:
are you kidding? who said i had clothes off?
nobody told you? i partake in an abnormal ritual of sitting down on a toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water,
teasing the water...
then right before i feel i've teased enough, i moon the water,
exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices.
-2007 John Jenkins
are you kidding? who said i had clothes off?
nobody told you? i partake in an abnormal ritual of sitting down on a toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water,
teasing the water...
then right before i feel i've teased enough, i moon the water,
exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices.
-2007 John Jenkins
by Mr. Big Bad Small Good Parched Anus Jenkins December 26, 2008
Get the Toiletry mug.A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
by Eddy August 5, 2007
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