Tolley

a very perfect person you will never meet someone as good as a Tolley

Yo Tolley go send it on your skateboard

by robloxoofer69 August 24, 2019

Tolley

A Tolley is someone who sucks dick for the bus fair home.

"Oh you're a slag, you might as well be a Tolley"

by Lightning McKillMyself January 30, 2017

tolley wacker

an individual who likes hitting dogs shit

Penetrating a dogs asshole and hence hitting the tolley's(turds). Otherwise walking through the park and accidently stepping on shite.

by spunkmaster 5000 January 12, 2004

Tolley'd

One who goes out of their way to pull dodgy chav birds on a lads night out.

Jesus christ have you seen that bird over there, and by the looks of the lads that are in here tonight, give it 10 minuits and she will be Tolley'd.

by log-masters May 19, 2006

Mr Tolley

the term " mr tolley" describes a large man with immense girth and incredibly large muscles.It can also be used to show an older man who has a fit wife.

example one:
"omg who is that over there pumping iron"
"its mr tolley"
example two:
"i heard he can lift 160 kg"
"yeah with his penis"

by thetolleyfamily April 27, 2009

A Tolley

You are doing "A Tolley" when you either:
1. Do something extremely retarded
2. Say something that references an Anime that no-one has heard of nor cares about
3. Arrive back more than 2 Josh minutes later than the time you originally said
4. 10 Joshua minutes is 2 hours. A ratio of approximately 1:12

"You're back this late? Oh come on man this is the third time you've done a Tolley this week!

by ScruffLord July 23, 2016

Dirty Tolley

A stinky nonce you tries to date your underage family members

That's weird blad, you a Dirty Tolley or sommet?

by MrPilgrim101 April 1, 2020