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a very perfect person you will never meet someone as good as a Tolley
Yo Tolley go send it on your skateboard
Tolley by robloxoofer69 August 24, 2019
Words you can keep
A Tolley is someone who sucks dick for the bus fair home.
"Oh you're a slag, you might as well be a Tolley"
Tolley by Lightning McKillMyself January 30, 2017

tolley wacker

an individual who likes hitting dogs shit
Penetrating a dogs asshole and hence hitting the tolley's(turds). Otherwise walking through the park and accidently stepping on shite.
tolley wacker by spunkmaster 5000 January 12, 2004

Tolley'd 

One who goes out of their way to pull dodgy chav birds on a lads night out.
Jesus christ have you seen that bird over there, and by the looks of the lads that are in here tonight, give it 10 minuits and she will be Tolley'd.
Tolley'd by log-masters May 19, 2006

Mr Tolley 

the term " mr tolley" describes a large man with immense girth and incredibly large muscles.It can also be used to show an older man who has a fit wife.
example one:
"omg who is that over there pumping iron"
"its mr tolley"
example two:
"i heard he can lift 160 kg"
"yeah with his penis"
Mr Tolley by thetolleyfamily April 27, 2009

A Tolley 

You are doing "A Tolley" when you either:
1. Do something extremely retarded
2. Say something that references an Anime that no-one has heard of nor cares about
3. Arrive back more than 2 Josh minutes later than the time you originally said
4. 10 Joshua minutes is 2 hours. A ratio of approximately 1:12
"You're back this late? Oh come on man this is the third time you've done a Tolley this week!
A Tolley by ScruffLord July 23, 2016

Dirty Tolley 

A stinky nonce you tries to date your underage family members
That's weird blad, you a Dirty Tolley or sommet?
Dirty Tolley by MrPilgrim101 April 1, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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