A Scottish term for a homosexual man who enjoys inserting his clenched fist into the anus of another homosexual man. "Toley" is a Scottish term for faeces.
Homosexual man 1: "Are you a toley puncher?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure am."
Homosexual man 1: "My rectum currently contains a large mass of toley. Would you like to punch it?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure would. Would you like me to wear a boxing glove?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure am."
Homosexual man 1: "My rectum currently contains a large mass of toley. Would you like to punch it?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure would. Would you like me to wear a boxing glove?"
by giardiaman November 3, 2013