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tomšić 

Commom name for person to kill, he is so stupid that it's not true, he is jerking off on old gey gilfs and watching gay sex and fucking himself in the room,he locks himself up and shit in a vase and licks his shit and takes a picture in the basement with his cetnik friends,he sings cetnik songs but neibourhud call cops on him because he is gey cetnik
Zvone:You are gey

Dalibor:No,I am tomšić
tomšić by 3s_homie November 22, 2021
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Bernard Tomic 

Australian tennis player who was prodigised to be the next patt rafter for Australian tennis fans. Also knows as Tommy the 'tank' engine as he was accused by John McEnroe of tanking his match against Andy Roddick in the US Open in 2012. After two years in the spotlight of world class tennis tournaments, he has not achieved a single grand slam (while Leyton Hewitt at his age had archived 7 major titles, including Wimbledon) and continues to act like he's bigger than Jesus. He was recently arrested in Sydeney for drunken and aggressive behaviour, while being subdued he reminded the cops of 'who he was' and that they were plotting hate campaigns against him.

He lacks the respect of most Australians.
Aussie 1: Did you watch Bernard Tomic play Federer last night?

Aussie 2: No, I've lost interest in that guy, no one respects him anymore.

Aussie 1: Yeah, his blonde girlfriend was there though... She's pretty hot
Bernard Tomic by TennisTruths November 2, 2012
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Tossichello Indie 

Tossichello indie tossjk𝜀llo jndj, also defined as chill dude who likes to listen to indie music and to smoke joints quite often. But he’s not only this: he talks about geopolitics, or/and is a bit of an artist.
In his tastes we include rolling his own cigarettes, drinking cheap bear and going to contemporary exibitions that no one understands.
It's a vibe, so you cannot learn it. (Aka intrinsic vibe)
“Hey look at that dude with long hair in a bun! He must be a tossichello indie”
Tossichello Indie by Lux1711 October 29, 2022
A better version of Toxic usually used by streamer YourRage and members of YRG.
L thot she’s tossic.
Tossic by RosebushDropEmOff March 22, 2021
when something amazingly shocking happens, or when a person does something spectacular; the situation or the person can then be defined as 'toosick'.
"Did you c that last episode of one tree hill?"
"Yeah, it was toosick!"

or

"How did the SJ do that?"
"Cos he's toosick!"
toosick by Namziao February 26, 2009
A very kindhearted, loving young lady whom adores animals. She is a free spirit, an empath, but don't mistake her kindness for weakness. She will be your friend for life, your secrets are always safe with Tomica.

True Goddess 💛
Tomica is such a sweetheart!
Tomica by Milan21 January 30, 2020

Tomscott 

V. When you sit on a park bench with your friend and talk about something together at somebody standing on the pavement in front of you. Person on pavement optional.
Want to go tomscotting?
I would like to tomscott.
I am a tomscotter.
They just tomscotted.
They are tomscotters.
Tomscott by Moliveofscratch November 24, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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