toltz

a word used to describe someone who has book smarts but not street smarts

‘John is such a Toltz, he has read War and Peace but can’t even order a kebab!’

by Jamiescatta December 10, 2022

Totz

Totz   toht-z
–adverb
1. wholly; entirely; completely.
2. Slang for totally

etymology:
Originates out of Reed college in Portland, Oregon

I was totz tripping balls last night.
I totz banged your mom.

by Avoid_the_Noid September 16, 2010

Tolted

essentially another word for cool or swag. if something is tolt or tolted, it’s super cool or popular

amy: have you seen carmelina?
katie: omg yes, her dress is so tolted!!

by saltypringlemilfs April 29, 2021

La Tolteca

Mexican restuarant the nerds at the Army Research Lab love to lunch at. Twelve nerdlings go to lunch and then have the balls to demand seperate checks. They love La Tolteca so much they visit the Aberdeen and Churchville locations in the same week. Diarrhea ensues.

Erik, 'We gotta go to La Tolteca today so I can get my card punched for my free lunch on friday.'

Erik, 'Let's go to La Tolteca today for lunch so I can make stinky dog farts at Erin's house tonight.'

by Erin, the greatest woman alive May 10, 2011

totz

just another way of saying totally.

Alison was on crack when she started using the word totz.

by J9 March 16, 2005

totz

a ridiculous shortening of the word 'totally'.
Variants include: totez, tots.

Question: Hey, are you up for some Poker?
Answer: totz.

by asteroid smashington April 19, 2009

TOTZTM

"The Only Time Zone That Matters"

Used on the Internet in reference to EST (Eastern Standard Time)- The time zone used on the east coast of the U.S.

Mark: What time is the show on?
Rob: 9:00
Mark: 9:00... But what time zone?
Rob: 9:00 TOTZTM

by Matt_D January 12, 2009