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Toist

Combination of tight and moist.
Pronouncing: toy-st
Dang girl, you looking toist.

Let me get in that toist hole
by T.Lock February 3, 2019
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toist

fondling of the butthole using fingers, toes, toys ect.
Do you wannna toist?!
OR
WhO's Up Fo SuM tOiStIn??!?
by Darlonna August 29, 2006
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Toist the Moist

When you're tired of saying drink water, so you make it intresting by saying Toist the Moist. Saying drink water is old over used and plain out boring but Toist the moist is New, fun, and intresting.
by Phillip Fox November 10, 2021
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Do Mo Toast

When you have nothing left to eat after a night of drinking you pop in two slices of bread in the toaster. After that you are still hungry .
I was starving for food after the bar so I made some toast. I was still hungry after that so I Do Mo Toast after dat.
by will bitten August 19, 2017
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Go commit toaster bath

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors
|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*
by The big Gæ boi December 15, 2018
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Moony Toast

A nice breakfast to make your Doc-Martens-wearing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, 70s-music-listening, Taylor-Swift-stanning, probably-queer friend.

It's a type of breakfast that Remus Lupin, a member of the Marauders (from Harry Potter) makes for himself at Hogwarts in the extremely popular All the young dudes fanfic by the brilliant MsKingBean89 on AO3.

It consists of a crunchy piece of toast that is divided in four equal pieces. On each of the four pieces there is a different breakfast spread; marmalade, jam, lemon curd and butter.
Person A: I feel like eating a magical, gay wizard breakfast today.
Person B: Moony toast today, then.
by wolfstar's child indeed April 3, 2022
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thistle-ing me

To eye someone in a sexual manner or with great sexual desire
Those boys were thistle-ing me
by Julesheart September 2, 2022
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