THINKER

Two Healthy Incomes No Kids Early Retirement

Lucky them...they are THINKERs!

by JezthePuff January 3, 2007

thinker

Your brain, noodle, mind, grey matter, etc.

That boy ain't right in the head. Something is wrong with his thinker.

by Chrisizzle November 26, 2006

Thinker

People who possess the knowledge of sociology, which are beyond the understandings of the common people. They are also called, the Enlightened Ones.

Jean Jacques Rousseau, Francis Marie Arouet(Voltaire), John Locke, Karl Marx, and Buddhism. Also, most of the Atheists.

by Redfury509 July 18, 2008

Thinker

The process by which a man takes the position of the "Thinker" statue while masturbating with the forearm or elbow.

I saw some pictures of a hot girl on my computer but I was in my cubicle so I had to give myself a thinker.

by Le Penseur Rodin July 23, 2010

[thinker]

a thought

i had a thinker what if we could go 2 mars on our bikes

by 11red87 October 14, 2008

Thinker

This is a toilet, shitter, and any place a good man can go and read or think about anything while taking a great releaving shit.

Joe just got back form the thinker and feels much better.

by Frank Tits March 4, 2005

Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

by awesome October 3, 2003