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tobyonthetele 

An ambiguous queen who used to go by johnontheradio but rebranded to tobyonthetele. Queen can draw, play games on twitch really good, and literally owns the fucking internet in itself. Toby is apart of the misfits podcast with Fitz, Swaggersouls, Zuckles, McCreamy, and INotorious. He tends to be shipped with Kryoz with the endless amount of flirting they do in their live streams.
Literally Everyone: Is tobyonthetele gay?

Stans: HES AMBIGUOUS!
tobyonthetele by massivevirgin February 13, 2019
Slang term that can be substituted as an alternative for (primarily) fail, failing, failure, fails, or any word regarding general messing up or sucking.
n: failure
v: fail, failing

Derived from internet gaming.
I tohonoed that midterm dude.
You didn't kill the boss mob? You tohono.
The painters spilled paint on my carpet, those tohonos need to quit their jobs.
tohono by SPatR July 6, 2008

Toyon, the Drinking Game 

A drinking game created in the Toyon Lounge at Stanford University at 2 am on December 4th, 2006. The rules of the game are:

Begin with a 30-rack of beer.

1. Four players evenly spaced around a table.

2. 16 cups set in a diamond, with a full pint in each cup. Thus, spread 24 beers over 16 cups.
2a. There should be a ping-pong ball distance between each cup.

3. Play rock, paper, scissors with four players until one person wins
3a. (IE: if three players throw paper and one throws scissors, scissors wins. If two people throw paper and two people throw scissors, the two scissors win play for the win. If rock, paper, and scissors are all thrown in one round then you start over).
3b. The winner gets one point and must then drink the cup he made unless he makes his bounce shot.

4. The winner then bounces a ping-pong ball, trying to bounce it into one of the cups.
4a. He/she gets two shots. If he makes the first shot, he gets a chance to gang-bang with the second cup.
4b. The winner gets two points if he makes the first shot, and one if he/she makes the second shot.
4c. Thus, he/she gets two points for only making the first shot, one point for only making the second shot, and three points for making both shots. If the winner makes both shots into the same cup (a gang-bang), he gets three points and all three other players drink.

5. If the winner gets either shot into a cup the loser of rock, paper, scissors drinks the cup.
5a. If there are multiple losers (IE: if three players throw paper and one throws scissors there are three losers: the three who threw scissors), then those three losers play rock, paper, scissors to until one person loses and is made to drink.

6. The player with the most points once all 16 cups have been downed is the winner.
6a. The three losers must then shotgun the remaining 6 beers. Three beers for the player with the fewest points, two beers for the player with the second fewest points, and one beer for the second place player.
We pregamed by playing the Toyon, the Drinking Game. We were smashed by 8 PM, and then went on to have a great night.

TobyOnTheTele 

a pink, ambiguous queen on youtube just looking for some gay sex.
TobyOnTheTele is a coward
TobyOnTheTele by HeheDucky February 13, 2019
The oldest surviving Chinese supermarket in Eastwood. Originally opened in present day Korean side of Rowe St (before the Koreans arrived), and then moved to establish the Chinese side of Rowe St.

104 year old owner Mr Lee can be seen on most days out the front to catch shoplifters.
“I need to go buy some tofu and a sack of rice at Tonyon this weekend.”

“Do you have a Tonyon discount card?”
Tonyon by Nsw2122 February 2, 2018

Toyonder 

A word to describe days after tomorrow. Coming from the word yonder. Can be used for both the first day after tomorrow as well as days beyond.
I wont do it tomorrow but I promise I'll do it toyonder.
Look we wont be going tomorrow but instead toyonder.
I'm seeing him toyonder now, plans have changed.
Toyonder by Jeremy Pilsner May 15, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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