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toe stub 

The moment after you hit your tow on something, and you cannot get anything right for crap.
Me:AHHHHH
Mom:WHAT HAPPENED WHO DIED!?!?
Me:me toe stubbed. Ahh i mean i toed my stubb

Mom:*laughs*
Me:you’re kinda rude
toe stub by Karlyrenee May 1, 2018
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Toe Stub Effect

A minor singe of pain that causes any emotional build up to be released in the form (s) of pshychotic breakdown, passionate rage or uncontrollable tears
(Janice bumps her head on the break room cabinet)

Employee #1: Why is Janice screaming about her boyfriend?

Employee #2: Dude, its the toe stub effect.

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Everything seems fine. You stub your toe. All hell breaks loose.
Toe Stub Effect by Carli&Mike November 14, 2013

go commit stub toe 

to do the action of unexpectedly causing extreme pain to a toe as a result of impact to inanimate object
jerry hated marty so bad that he wanted him to go commit stub toe *jerry at home* alalalalalal- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
go commit stub toe by fallboygo October 10, 2021

Stub toe health 

In a video game when your character's health is so low, simply stubbing his/her/it's toe would cause death
Player 1: "hey man meet me on the other side of the map"
Player 2: "no way bro, I have stub toe health over here"
Stub toe health by cowboys24fan January 29, 2015

I hope you stub your big toe 

used by Jacob darling when roll kills him in R6
Jacob:screw you I hope you stub your big toe
roll:fuck you to then

STUB ONE'S TOE 

the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.
Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."
STUB ONE'S TOE by weave March 27, 2003

stubbing your toe 

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.
1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan
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