toe stub

The moment after you hit your tow on something, and you cannot get anything right for crap.

Me:AHHHHH
Mom:WHAT HAPPENED WHO DIED!?!?
Me:me toe stubbed. Ahh i mean i toed my stubb

Mom:*laughs*
Me:you’re kinda rude

by Karlyrenee May 1, 2018

Toe Stub Effect

A minor singe of pain that causes any emotional build up to be released in the form (s) of pshychotic breakdown, passionate rage or uncontrollable tears

(Janice bumps her head on the break room cabinet)

Employee #1: Why is Janice screaming about her boyfriend?

Employee #2: Dude, its the toe stub effect.

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Everything seems fine. You stub your toe. All hell breaks loose.

by Carli&Mike November 14, 2013

stubbed toeing

An adventure which happened during your daily life. Like a stubbed toe which has been affecting everything you did during the day. Outsiders are generally uninterested about your stubbed toes. While people who are in love would rather be stubbed toeing all day.

Megan: I can never really have a meaningfull conversation with my boyfriend. He always want to talk about meaningless stuff he did during his job. I think i have to break up with him.

Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating

by F.Mr. Smith November 27, 2011

Stubbed toe

A lot of pain. A whole lot.

While I was walking, I got a stubbed toe so I fell to the ground and died

by Ejjdjdjsjeisi July 8, 2014

Stubbed toe

The worst form of pain other than menstrual cramps. Even bill cipher doesn't think that form of pain is hilarious.

Person 1: OH GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT!
Person 2: Dude, it's just a stubbed toe.

by Mexima August 1, 2017

Stub toe health

In a video game when your character's health is so low, simply stubbing his/her/it's toe would cause death

Player 1: "hey man meet me on the other side of the map"
Player 2: "no way bro, I have stub toe health over here"

by cowboys24fan January 29, 2015

Stubbed Toe Jump

Having sex on a coffee table. Banging (stubbing a toe) on the coffee table.

He took me home last night and we took a Stubbed Toe Jump.

by Lily's Bily November 30, 2011