tobogganer 

A dyke who is extremely unathletic, also known as a cunt.

That bitch is definitely a tobogganer

tobogganer by dykeboii November 17, 2017

Meat Toboggan 

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"

I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.

Meat Toboggan by Djmym October 9, 2015

Doctor Toboggan 

Also named Mantis Toboggan. A doctor that moves in for scraps. He's prone to drop monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong. You should watch him feast.

I need a fake doctors note.
Just get one from Doctor Toboggan

Doctor Toboggan by CWALK November 12, 2013

snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction

Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.

snowy noggin - no toboggan by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2013

pink toboggan 

A donkey punch which is performed at the top of a staircase or water slide.

Thud! Thud! Thud!
Concerned Dad: What's all the commotion?!
Ryan: Sorry, sir. I just gave your daughter a pink toboggan.

pink toboggan by Ryan Guide October 20, 2008

Toboggan

When you do a weighty poo then look back into the bowl of the toilet to find that it has magically disappeared. This is in fact a product of fluid dynamics and physics, with the momentum of the poo as it hits the surface of the lavatory providing sufficient exit velocity to skip over the u-bend and out of the bowl.

Wow I’ve done a toboggan

Toboggan by Tobogganer April 15, 2019

Toboggan noggin 

Recieving oral sex while riding a tobaggan sled

I was hitting the slopes over the weekend, met this fine bitch, and got some toboggan noggin

Toboggan noggin by Nek Bobmon August 14, 2016