tobogganism

Tobogganism: The belief that the great god Tobogganai is on an uprise. The belief also interprets that after death, Zealots are carried to the afterlife in a Platinum Toboggan. Most followers and or Zealots wear elongated sock hats referred to as Tobögganes. The after realm is commonly referred to as Tobogga. Tobogganism was founded by Jamalla Jarvison McMafuckin'spanky (also referred to as Motha fucking McSpanky) in 1806. While ancient prophecies have condemned that all humans (even with other religious beliefs) are tobogganists. The earliest recognitions of Tobogganism do however refer to the Ancient Druids, while Saint McSpanky disagrees otherwise. Places of worship include but are not limited to: The universal Temple of Tobogganai, St. Chubbs Fellowship LLC, and many more. Currently, Tobagganism consists if a mere 2,376 followers. While most members believe in pure peace, other believe that a harmony is yet to come in a not so distant future. Are you a tobogganist?

Chubbs: are you a tobogganist? Or have you ever heard of Tobogganism?

Stranger: What the hell is a tobogganist?

Chubbs: We tobogganists worship the great god Tobogganai!

Stranger: *quickly walks away*

by B. McSpanky January 5, 2014

tushy tobogganing

The act of sliding your penis between the two butt cheeks without penetrating the butt hole. Usually performed when a man is bored with titty fucking or sticking his penis in every other orifice of his long term significant other, but the S.O. refuses to do anal sex.

Guy: Baby just one time, let me get in that butt hole, just for a little bit.
Girl: For the 1000th time, absolutely not! My friend did it once and said it hurts too much.
Guy: At least let me go tushy tobogganing then.
Girl: Well ok, but no funny business!

by Noodleboy March 8, 2016

Tobogganing

A sexual position in which a man is making love to his woman's breasts and pushes her down the stairs. He then grabs her by the pigtails and ride her down to the bottom. Typically a New England thing.

The last time my girl and I were tobogganing, we went, down the stairs, straight out the front door and into the street where her neighbor saw us and gave us a nice thumbs up, saying, "nice tobogganing!"

by Jalyssia February 17, 2018

tobogganama

drama involving tobogganing
much like trauma (trevor drama), proma (prom drama), comma (drama while in a coma), bahama (drama involving balls in haiti), panama (panini drama, possibly the worst of all), mama (markcoyne drama), and the infamous obama (drama with your obgyn)

-hod up, look at that bittie on the toboggan ova there
-shiiittt, she be starting some tobogganama all up in here!

FACT: the some "humps" by fergie originally had the lyrics "no no tobogganama, you dont want no tobogganama" but they were changed to appeal to a wider, less intelligent audience.

by RoseTheELEVEN July 20, 2010

turd tobogganist

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.

You are a turd tobogganist!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

tobogganing

When I man freezes his feces in a Condom and makes a make shift Dildo and proceeds to pleasure the male/female

Did you hear about Sarach?
No, why?
She's loves tobogganing, takes it like a champ

by Tobogganingdaily April 3, 2015

white trash tobogganing

invented in rural nh. when night sets and there is nothing better to do you go to the largest grass hill you can find and "sled" down them on a. sleeping bags or b. trash bags. rain can assist in the fun but night dew works well enough.

One of us asked what we were going to do tonight and the best thing we could come up with was white trash tobogganing.

by escaped from the woods March 6, 2011