toblex

When something really bad happend, or when someone you know does something really stupid.

I lost all my money, TOBLEX!
Why did you jump of that bride? you're toblex in the brain.

toblex by Roxxer- December 30, 2020

Toblerones

Tits that look like two chunky triangles

🍈 🍈 vs 🔺️ 🔺️

Toblerones... why the triangle bra was invented

Toblerones by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020

Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge 

A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.

Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?

Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.

Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.

Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"

Toilexting by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

Toblerboner 

When you get an erection from eating toblerone

1. The Toblerone was so good Jacky could not help getting an erection.

2. Anthony has no choice but to sit down while eating toblerone.. a classic case of the toblerboner

Toblerboner by BeautifulKing July 6, 2010

toblerone rolo combo 

the best three words to hear in a jordy accent.

"i would like a toblerone rolo combo

toblerone rolo combo by againwetry October 17, 2011

toblerone

A nice tasting chocolate bar with bits of nougat in it.

Wow I got a massive Toblerone for my birthday.

toblerone by izzy September 1, 2004