toblex

When something really bad happend, or when someone you know does something really stupid.

I lost all my money, TOBLEX!
Why did you jump of that bride? you're toblex in the brain.

by Roxxer- December 30, 2020

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Toblerones

Tits that look like two chunky triangles

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Toblerones... why the triangle bra was invented

by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020

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A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.

Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?

Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

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Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.

Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"

by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

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Toblerboner

When you get an erection from eating toblerone

1. The Toblerone was so good Jacky could not help getting an erection.

2. Anthony has no choice but to sit down while eating toblerone.. a classic case of the toblerboner

by BeautifulKing July 6, 2010

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