tobleroned

A consequence of being triple analed, the arse hole of the recipient gapes in a triangular shape looking like someone has beaten a toblerone up there with a hammer.

Me and my mates tobleroned your mum

by grandmother fucker August 19, 2013

Tobleroned

Rhyming slang for stoned.
Can be shortened to Toblered.

I'm too tobleroned to got out tonight.
I'm too toblered to go out tonight.

by Vic July 17, 2004

Tobleroned

When a swift kick to the ass includes a direct anal blow from the big toe, resulting in a bloody drip from the anus

Fatty Deb caught Paul Izzi giving her dog a shotgun and ran up from behind and tobleroned him

by Sir Biff July 3, 2015

Toblerones

Tits that look like two chunky triangles

🍈 🍈 vs 🔺️ 🔺️

Toblerones... why the triangle bra was invented

by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020

Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge

A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.

Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?

Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

Toblerboner

When you get an erection from eating toblerone

1. The Toblerone was so good Jacky could not help getting an erection.

2. Anthony has no choice but to sit down while eating toblerone.. a classic case of the toblerboner

by BeautifulKing July 6, 2010

toblerone rolo combo

the best three words to hear in a jordy accent.

"i would like a toblerone rolo combo

by againwetry October 17, 2011