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toberg by Sithlord333 March 29, 2018
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Taberg
A swampy , incestuous red neck breeding ground located in the woodlands of Oneida County, New York between the towns of Lee Center and Camden. TABERG is best known for providing manpower to the local unemployment roles and punchlines for any joke involving public intoxication, animal pregnancy, low intelligence or meth lab explosions. The citizens of TABERG annually mass at their "Field Days" to exchange insults, chew tobacco, drink and fight. Each year the results of the previous years alcohol induced copulations are shown off and judged. Fatherhood is determined by a lottery. Tabergers are suspicious of outsiders and will confront and attack anyone they are not related to or has a full set of natural teeth.
Billy Bob: What’s got 86 legs and 14 teeth?
Cletus: I dunno
Billy Bob: The line for the Taberg Field Days beer tent!
Cletus: I dunno
Billy Bob: The line for the Taberg Field Days beer tent!
Taberg by boonviller September 21, 2021
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tobermore
This is a wee loyalist town in county Londonderry with two brilliant shops and a wee proddy bar on the corner! It also boasts a reasonably good football team: Tobermore United
tobermore by Maud the prod December 7, 2014
Toberli
Toberli by Medieval Gal January 9, 2012
sotally tober
An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.
Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."
sotally tober by Nick D July 12, 2004
Mustache-Tober
The month of October combined with the celebratory act of growing a glorious mustache. Beginning October 1st and ending October 31st. A celebration of men growing mustaches. Created by two awesome and legendary firefighters.
Hey dude are you going to participate in Mustache-Tober this year? Of course, I always grow my amazing facial follicles for Mustache-Tober.
Mustache-Tober by He's a guy November 1, 2014
Cockblock-tober
Event (noun): A month-long event in which an individual attempts to cockblock another individual as frequently as possible
Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.
An honest game in which even ugly guys can win
Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.
An honest game in which even ugly guys can win
Example 1
Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?
Bryce: Naw, man
Chad: What happened, homie?
Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.
Example 2
Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month
Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?
Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.
Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?
Bryce: Naw, man
Chad: What happened, homie?
Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.
Example 2
Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month
Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?
Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.
Cockblock-tober by RupertBlaylock September 26, 2011
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