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Toastee

When a man places his genitals next to a space heater for ten minutes before performing sexual, vaginal, intercourse with a woman.
Man 1: What happened with that girl last night?
Man 2: I had to dip out. She came at me with a space heater wanting a toastee.
by Pudge Jefferson November 15, 2009
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toastee

Name given to the "drunk" girl on the first episode of Flavor of Love. She also appeared on Charm School and I Love Money. Can also be used to describe anyone who is a little buzzed!
Toastee may drink a lot, but DAMN she's got a nice ass! Flav missed out.
by RealityFan April 7, 2009
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toastee

Hot or sexy, mainly as an adjective to describe girls, but it can be used to describe a boy.
Man, that boy is toastee!
by rhyme29 January 12, 2008
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Go commit toaster bath

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors
|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*
by The big Gæ boi December 15, 2018
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Weaponized toaster

A weaponized toaster is a gender who does not need a specific PRIVATE part but needs to have eaten toast once in there life and have had to see a picture of a gun and needs to have seen a picture of a toaster.
So willow you said you were what gender again..?

Oh weaponized toaster
by Beanie Lord MX June 11, 2018
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dick stuck in toaster

Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster
by pleblurd6969 February 28, 2016
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all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.
by KekGuy November 16, 2017
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