Toastee

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When a man places his genitals next to a space heater for ten minutes before performing sexual, vaginal, intercourse with a woman.

Man 1: What happened with that girl last night?
Man 2: I had to dip out. She came at me with a space heater wanting a toastee.

Toastee by Pudge Jefferson November 15, 2009

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toastee

Name given to the "drunk" girl on the first episode of Flavor of Love. She also appeared on Charm School and I Love Money. Can also be used to describe anyone who is a little buzzed!

Toastee may drink a lot, but DAMN she's got a nice ass! Flav missed out.

toastee by RealityFan April 7, 2009

Related Words

toastee • Toaster • toasted • Toaster Strudel • toaster mage • toaster bath • toaster oven • toasterhead • toastered • toaster stroodle

toastee

Hot or sexy, mainly as an adjective to describe girls, but it can be used to describe a boy.

Man, that boy is toastee!

toastee by rhyme29 January 12, 2008

Go commit toaster bath

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors

Go commit toaster bath by The big Gæ boi December 15, 2018

Weaponized toaster

A weaponized toaster is a gender who does not need a specific PRIVATE part but needs to have eaten toast once in there life and have had to see a picture of a gun and needs to have seen a picture of a toaster.

So willow you said you were what gender again..?

Oh weaponized toaster

Weaponized toaster by Beanie Lord MX June 11, 2018

dick stuck in toaster

When directions are not clear and one gets Dick stuck in a toaster

Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster

dick stuck in toaster by pleblurd6969 February 28, 2016

all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.

Mario: "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"

all toasters toast toast by KekGuy November 16, 2017

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026