toaser 

without a toaster; toasterless

I usually crisp my bread in the oven, so that's why I remain toaser.

toaser by Joqe May 22, 2006

Go commit toaster bath 

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors

|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*

Go commit toaster bath by The big Gæ boi December 15, 2018

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

Weaponized toaster 

A weaponized toaster is a gender who does not need a specific PRIVATE part but needs to have eaten toast once in there life and have had to see a picture of a gun and needs to have seen a picture of a toaster.

So willow you said you were what gender again..?

Oh weaponized toaster

Weaponized toaster by Beanie Lord MX June 11, 2018

dick stuck in toaster 

When directions are not clear and one gets Dick stuck in a toaster

Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster

dick stuck in toaster by pleblurd6969 February 28, 2016

all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.

Mario: "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"

all toasters toast toast by KekGuy November 16, 2017

table teaser 

When a waitress at a bar, restaurant or club who waits on tables, acts like she is interested in you, as a customer, & flirts with you, even at great lengths & depth throughout the night, just to lure you so that you may be inclined to shell out alot of tip money for her. She may even provide you with her number (fake usually) just to give you the illusion of hope. She'll play the role very good and she's usually a good talker. And if you start talking to her like in a flirtatious way, then she know she's got you. So don't flirt, because she's just wants to hurt you in your pocket. These table teasers won't flirt with girls because they know girls won't tip more just because so they target only the guys as victims. Typically these women are pretty good looking, or atleast compared to the other waitresses around, so they know that you will be attracted to them. Basically their game is the same as a cockteaser, only in a bar or restuarant or even club setting with the goal of milking money. Normally people would tip an average of around 15% but victims (typically guys) have been known to shell out 50% on tip just because the table teaser was that good into making the guy believe he had a chance with her. And the worst thing is, sometimes these table teasers would allow the guys to buy them drinks just to play the role that they are interested. So they get free drinks & more money from the guys... and that is their game.

Dude, how much tip did you end up giving to that table teaser whore last night?

Why did that table teaser gave me her number and when I called this morning, it was a non-working number?

Becareful of these new breed of money hungry hustlers, they're aren't called table teasers for nothing.

A table teaser is a fusion of a cock teaser and a waitress all into one.

I hate it when I'm drunk and get taken advantaged by those goddamn table teasing bitches!

Damn, I got table teased again. I can’t believe I dropped 20 dollars tip on a 30 dollar bill for that bitch.

table teaser by happyjoemann March 26, 2012