A(n) chronically online degenerate person who dresses up as cute things (Usually green frog onesies) and/or is obsessed with squish-mallows and cute cartoons for some reason. Also is known for acting like a child and behaves in a way where only their opinion is correct.
"You know, I once knew this guy, name was Tom, who was obsessed with cute things, like really fockin obsessed."
Adjective. Having qualities of or similar to that of a toad. These similarities may be physical, sonic, or just metaphorical. Similar to the words "wooden" and "leaden".
That car jumpseverytime you start it, I'd say it's a toaden car.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!