to rip.

to make fun of, insult or rank.

valentina doesent know what swole means, im bought to rip.

by andres.tenorio February 4, 2010

to rip off a Carrie

1) To cause either violence or destruction; mayhem, confusion.

2) To commit arson.

Peter: “Have you seen that episode of “The Office”, when the beat farmer, Dwight, pulls out a Molotov cocktail from the back of Michael Scott’s car?”

Tessa: “Yea, I think he was trying to rip off a Carrie with that.”

by Newshanks April 22, 2018

to rip a carrie

To cause either violence or destructition; mayhem, confusion; (2) to commit arson (from Carrie White 1963-1979)

a term from the Stephen King novel "CARRIE"

by Chad S. July 8, 2004

to rip ass

To let out a really loud fart!

Woah, Tommy ripped ass!!!

by Tom Domol February 27, 2003

im going to rip you a new ass hole

when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)

TEACHER: did u dew ur home workz^^? STUDENT: ummm....nuuu>.< TEACHER:Im GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE MUTHA (CENCORED) U GET AN F- FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!

by RRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEEEE October 29, 2009

rip to a real one

An expression of acknowledgement and respect to someone or something, especially after a loss. In its most serious context it can reference a real dead person, but is used more often in trivial matters such as when a favorite restaurant closes down.
Etymology consists of RIP, an acronym/initialism of Rest In Peace, and real one, someone or something that is great or significant.

Person 1: Did you hear that the pub closed down?
Person 2: Nooo, their Irish nachos were the bomb! Rip to a real one.

by lipidking June 15, 2022

rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013