to door
A: Did you know that Declan and Win like to door?
B: No, that's nasty, but what type of wood do they use?
B: No, that's nasty, but what type of wood do they use?
to door by Jerry Sellers July 15, 2010
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whore to door service
Offered by the beneficiary of a one night stand to spare the obligatory walk of shame the next morning by the other party.
Stew: Dude, did you really drive that girl home this morning?
Matty: Ya, it was raining and she took it like a champ last night. She earned "whore to door service".
Matty: Ya, it was raining and she took it like a champ last night. She earned "whore to door service".
whore to door service by Dubble Trubble April 9, 2008
door to door rocking
The act of going through neighborhoods with acoustic guitars and busting out monster jams when the unsuspecting neighbors open their doors. Popularized by the cult television show Tenacious D
Most of the psychological comunity aggree that their are five stages a person most go through when confronting death:
1:Anger
2:Denial
3:Canadian Temp Job
4:Door to door rocking
5:Acceptance
1:Anger
2:Denial
3:Canadian Temp Job
4:Door to door rocking
5:Acceptance
door to door rocking by Treyasdgsdf November 2, 2008
Door to door used shoe sales
The insurance industry, besides being the spawn of Satan, is nothing more than door to door used shoe sales.
Door to door used shoe sales by KImCobain April 10, 2015
Door-To-Doorism
A religious act in which any other religion goes door to door to "Spread The good word". They Either 1: Knock on your door and reading passages to you in their bible while he/she insults you for all the "sins" you've committed or 2: Knock on your door and wedge a card of their church in your door jamb and leave.
Door-To-Doorism by Foxhound946 July 7, 2010
door to door salesman
A crap job that involves breaking into peoples' homes and offering them crap they don't want. This includes phony vacation offers, annoying election information, shady fundraisers, and fake IRS scams.
You possibly want to avoid these if you're on the defensive side. This is made especially worse if you're an entrepreneur, as you'll end up getting interrupted if you're in a meeting or on the phone with an important client. These people give offers of wanting you featured in their magazine or newspaper, selling you their college student app or coupon book, etc., just for the purpose of leeching cash from your wallet.
Is there a way to avoid these? Yes, just put up a no trespassing or soliciting sign.
You possibly want to avoid these if you're on the defensive side. This is made especially worse if you're an entrepreneur, as you'll end up getting interrupted if you're in a meeting or on the phone with an important client. These people give offers of wanting you featured in their magazine or newspaper, selling you their college student app or coupon book, etc., just for the purpose of leeching cash from your wallet.
Is there a way to avoid these? Yes, just put up a no trespassing or soliciting sign.
As soon I was about to leave to get pizza, I got interrupted by a door to door salesman about a stupid fundraiser. I told him to back off.
door to door salesman by The Real Driller January 1, 2023
whore to door
When you don't have to leave your room, but still manage to get a girl to come over and pound the night away
whore to door by asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asd February 3, 2014
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