tmiddle

The space between the top and the middle of something.

"Hey Mike, what's that in the tmiddle of your burger?"
"Arugula."

by BlaisePascal314 September 22, 2019

twiddle stick

A marijuana cigarette.

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.

by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twiddle Fap

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015

Twiddle Diddle

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

Triddle

A type of online game combining virtual Tours and Riddles (Tour + Riddle = TRiddle).

Have you figured out that triddle? I've been stuck on the 3rd riddle for days!
Are you down for boggling our minds with some Triddles this weekend ?

by StreetSweeper100 May 23, 2020

drippy tiddler

The consequence of having a weak willy. The condition which leads to damp patches at inopportune moments.

If it weren't for my drippy tiddler I'd wear beige trousers more often.

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

Triddler

Three times the diddler. Also known as a triple offender. A creepy looking older man who makes anyone in his presence, especially children, feel uneasy. The type of guy who hangs around public toilets just to get a wiff of other peoples asses.

Mr. Kennedy spooned my nuts with a soup ladle. He is my cooking teacher. What a triddler.

Look at that old fuck playing pocket pool while watching the kids play on the seesaw... what a fucking triddler.

by Rusty Truck November 6, 2010