Patches 

Patches

Patches

Patches by anonymous July 16, 2021

patches 

An incredibly amazing man. He is beautiful. He wears unique clothing. He dresses in black and has a buzz cut. He had a mullet. He is hot as hell.

You are so unique, you must know patches.

patches by patcheslover March 15, 2005

Patches 

Slang; The area of darkened skin around a womans' nipple most commonly known as the areola.

Man...that girls' breasts are huge; and I'll bet she has some nice big patches too!

Patches by stove_mouse December 8, 2010

Patches 

a name for a very tall girl.

Jacob: Wooaaa, look at Patches! Shes freakin' tallllll.
Shanna: ....
Shanna: kthanks.

Patches by Jayyyyycub August 7, 2010

Patches 

dream’s cat, and the main character. the only thing that has more pretty privilege than george.

“WE NEED MORE PATCHES CONTENT!”

Patches by faith_tmp March 9, 2021

patches 

A name given to any of various vagina covered males. The vaginae typically congregate underneath the armpits and near the scrotum. The total number of vaginae can range from 5 to 50. In extreme cases, such people cannot lead normal lives because their faces are covered in vaginae.

Person: Hey, Patches, what's up? I can see a vagina protruding from your sleeve.

Patches: I suggest you fuck it. Thanks and congratulations.

patches by Brejusjiguis December 2, 2007

patches 

nickname given to an individual with patches or splotches in their hair, either from a bad dye job, irregular baldness, or natural depigmentation of areas on the scalp causing white hair.

Yo, look at patches, he looks like somebody exploded on his head!

patches by Manny S. May 13, 2007