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A bluey fan that is horrendously obese, middle-aged man who's flesh has melded with the outer surface of his chair, resulting in a vile woman-repelling object with a repugnant stench is so potent, that it can be smelt from miles away. Due to his immobility, he has resorted to writing down a list of overtly unnecessary to show off in typing games, despite the fact that he never uses said words in any of his day-to-day conversations with himself.

Dude, this tlach obviously has a list of unnecessarily complex words just to show off, let's get outta here.

tlach by Whirlyram March 28, 2025

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tlach

A repugnant Word Bomb player who uses overtly verbose answers that are clearly not part of their vocabulary, and are only used to show off their critical need to go outside and talk to women. To make matters worse, a tlach is also a Bluey fan, and has an odor so foul that it can be smelled from miles away, and even through one's computer.

PlayerA: Dude, this guy is being such a tlach, let's find a different server!
PlayerB: Yeah, I can even smell him from here!

tlach by Whirlyram March 29, 2025

Related Words

tlach • Tlachtli • Teacher • Teacher's pet • tachanka • Tachi • Tachos • teach • Tach • Tachoe

Math Teacher Audit

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.

Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

Math Teacher Audit by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022

tachanka

the lord

bow before tachanka

tachanka by TITTYFRIDAY December 1, 2016

Lord Tachanka

Deadly, fierce, and a true force to be reckoned with. Native to Mother Russia, our Lord is a brilliant mathematician and warrior. You do not hunt Tachanka, for Tachanka hunts you. You do not kill Tachanka, for Tachanka kills you. You do not beat Tachanka, for Tachanka beats you. He is our Lord and Savior, the only operator worthy of our praise.

All bow and praise your savior Lord Tachanka, or face the furry of pure Russian anger.

Lord Tachanka by EggCombo May 20, 2018

Tachanka

The most legendary operator of all time. Also known as Lord Tachanka or Lord Chanka, he is also compared to people like Chuck Norris, Vladimir Putin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Irwin, Jesus, and God.

Spetznaz Recruit: We pray to our Lord Tachanka to protect us from Ash, for she has no hit box.

Tachanka by Lheggy May 14, 2018

annoying bitch teacher

A fucking bitch who gets on your nerve every day, and decides to take everything you bring in class to the office and makes you want to slap the bitch out of her.

Wow, Mrs. Tess is a annoying bitch teacher.

annoying bitch teacher by Vinderhar April 5, 2017

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026