tjosh

A creature born from the depths of Japan that feeds off of breast milk. Tjosh’s are always covered in a blanket of hair from head to toe so they are always ready for cold, hard winters. They are known to be mild-mannered but if you get in their while while it’s feeding time then it will be your funeral. You can often find a Tjosh near a Salt River getting ready to mate. If there were 3 words to describe Tjosh it would be as follows: stink, stank, stunk...

That Tjosh is so hairy....
Tjosh sure can drink that breast milk.

by Chingchong5 January 4, 2019

Toshitba

1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.

Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!

by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013

toshing

Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.

I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.

by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016

teosha

A cute , smart , Freaky girl. Don't play around . She is faithful. And is going to do what she have to do to get hers. She has haters. She is a Baddie.

Teosha walked in the building and every boy/man looked her way.

by Ovoxo Savage January 11, 2014

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by fuckjannies November 24, 2017

La'Tosha

The most beautiful thing to walk this planet. A girl who is very shy at first but when you get to know her she's very fun to be around and funny but gets annoying sometimes. You can never stay mad at her for long. Also the boys will end up falling for her. And she has a temper but can't stay mad at people for long but don't ever get her mad she gets pissed so don't fuck with her.

La'Tosha is the most beautiful thing to walk this planet and the editors who reject this are mad that I go out with her and they don't!

OMG I love La'Tosha's they're so awesome!

by Mrs_trod07 September 21, 2016

Toshiya

The extremely beautiful and talented bassist of japanese rock/visual kei band, Dir en grey. He is in(famous)for being a very good looking man, and an even better looking woman! He, like Ko-Mo, has very nice legs & looks good in miniskirt.

Toshiya plays some kickbutt bass.

by JellyMeh January 27, 2005