titxting

Using one's tit's to text.

Occurs when extreme laughter is present, side effects includes heavy wheezing.

Danielle laughed too hard and titxed Hannah by accident

hey look I'm titxting.

by tomatoface_baby November 2, 2009

titting about

Messing around, not getting anything done. Typically used in place of "procrastinating".

"I haven't got anything to do today. I guess I'll just be titting about on the Internet."

"Quit titting about and get some fucking work done."

by Fuqmin April 28, 2014

titting around

generally wasting time, but not a very strong phrase.

Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting
Titting around.

by Whapcapn January 23, 2006

Titting

(verb) The act of staring blankly into a woman's chest

(Guy 1) dude are you okay?

(guy 2) go away bro i'm Titting

by Dato333 June 5, 2009

Titting-off

Bringing to effect maximal sexual arousal in oneself or a partner by the vigorous manual manipulation of the nipples either through direct contact or through clothing.

"I'm pretty sure one of those girls we rode past was titting-off the other one, Steve. They looked pretty guilty."

by Surly Dave February 6, 2021

titting

to brush ones tits into someone in an attempt at seducation and or manipulation

That slapper was titting my husband all day at work, and then had the nerve to ask me to go to the gym with her after!

by Bernie Brien September 12, 2005

oh my titting lord

Something you say when you're utterly surprised or when something unexpected come up. It is the best phrase when you can't believe something just happened or when there are no other words to describe something.

Oh my titting lord, why did you sleep with that chick last night?

by Tits2622 December 17, 2009