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To have read the entire internet and instead of becoming smarter, actually running out of ideas.
"My fruit has gone brown," Issy told the news conference.
by Surly Dave March 20, 2011

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Bringing to effect maximal sexual arousal in oneself or a partner by the vigorous manual manipulation of the nipples either through direct contact or through clothing.
"I'm pretty sure one of those girls we rode past was titting-off the other one, Steve. They looked pretty guilty."
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by Surly Dave February 06, 2021

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