Twitxting 

Twitxting is an amalgamation of 'texting' and 'wit' and is reserved for particularly clever dialogue, usually involving flirting with the opposite gender via SMS text.

The second "T" is silent. Pronounced "twicks-ting".

That was high quality twitxting when you were talking to that girl from last week. That should have been a stand-up comedy routine!

Twitxting by UncleBarney December 8, 2010

Twisting the knife 

Adding insult to injury; rubbing salt in the wounds; making a bad situation worse.

As if the Eurozone crisis wasn't hard enough on the public, the politicians' apparent lack of concern has been twisting the knife.

Twisting the knife by Dr Fishcake October 23, 2012

twittling your nutsack 

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.

Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.

twittling your nutsack by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009

twixting 

Texting while eating a Twix.

Outlawed in all but three states, twixting is a double pleasure not easily equaled.

twixting by Newman S. November 29, 2011

twitching hour 

The hour between 3:00 AM and 4:00 AM PST when Donald Trump tweets his craziest shit.

The twitching hour struck twice this week when the Donald first tweeted that Obama had wiretapped him and then later twitched it to the British actually doing it.

twitching hour by Helo world champ March 21, 2017

twisting bitches out 

Having sex with a female. Literally, the use and manipulation of their bodies during the act of having sex; phrased in a manner that eludes to a quantity of partners to demonstrate sexual prowess for the male.

To understand, Kek was forced to google and search,
For 'twisting bitches out' but it just didn't work
But he took some classes, man that AP's tough,
Just to figure out that it was 'just sex stuff :( '

twisting bitches out by fruitermelon September 25, 2008

Twisting fingers

when people put up gang signs

everybody wonderin y we twisting fingers..... cuz we gangters - gucci mane

Twisting fingers by jazzy bell October 4, 2008