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Titty Biscuits 

The result of when sweat mixes with excess powder applied to the breast area of women.
When you put lots of powder on your chest or down your shirt in order to keep cool in the heat, but your sweat mixes in with the powder and forms little clumps called "Titty Biscuits".
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Tizzybiscuits 

A fine, perfectly delightful pair of breasts.
My girlfriend has a wonderful pair of tizzybiscuits.
Tizzybiscuits by DeityLink77 April 30, 2011

Titty Biscuits 

Derived from a term that appears in Weebl & Bob.
1. Often used to describe (1)When something bad has happened or (2)When a situation has turned bad.
2. Biscuits of the tit.
1.
(1) Guy #1: We're can't go out till the rain lets up.
(1) Guy #2: Titty Biscuits.

(2) Guy #1: Miss is gonna bust your ass when she finds out you havn't done the work.
(2) Guy #2: Titty Biscuits.

2. Titty Biscuits are made of all things sextacular.
Titty Biscuits by Joe Wilcox December 28, 2005

tittybiscuit 

The cruft that accumulates around a homeless person's nipples. Eventually, depending on duration between washes and severity of external temperatures it is possible to lift them off the nipples and eat them. Similar in size and shape to jammy dodgers, but without the jam. Unless you have a cheese grater too or something...
Those Jammy Dodgers were a bit off, I sensed a whiff of tittybiscuit about them...
tittybiscuit by scottbert January 1, 2012

Titty Biscuits 

As above, also possibly the best website in the entire world when you add dot com after the phrase.
Titty Biscuits: Dude, have you checked out tittybiscuits dot com? I wish I registered that domain name first.
Titty Biscuits by bob_saville March 11, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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