tittybiscuit

The cruft that accumulates around a homeless person's nipples. Eventually, depending on duration between washes and severity of external temperatures it is possible to lift them off the nipples and eat them. Similar in size and shape to jammy dodgers, but without the jam. Unless you have a cheese grater too or something...

Those Jammy Dodgers were a bit off, I sensed a whiff of tittybiscuit about them...

by scottbert January 1, 2012

Shitty Bitty Titty Biscuit

When normal words aren't enough to describe how angry you get at doing something, simply yell these words.

Dan falls off his bike and breaks both his arms.

Dan: "AHHHHHH FUCK! SHITTY BITTY TITTY BISCUIT!"

by ThatOneGuy987 January 13, 2013

Tizzybiscuits

A fine, perfectly delightful pair of breasts.

My girlfriend has a wonderful pair of tizzybiscuits.

by DeityLink77 April 30, 2011

tittybiscuits

baffled; puzzled; upset; The expression used to show dismay in an uncomprimising situation.

You won't go out with me? Titty biscuits!!

by Matt June 23, 2003

Titbiscuit

Exclamation. Biscuits, made out of tits. Can be used to replace the word "fuck," "shit," "goddamn," "motherfucker," or any number of phrases. An extremely versatile word, it can be accurately said in any situation.

A) "Holy titbiscuits!"
B) "Julie's got some big titbiscuits!."
C) "You are such a titbiscuit."
D) "Titbiscuits! You are such a fag!"

by Squidosaur, Master of the Seas December 23, 2010