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tittybiscuit 

The cruft that accumulates around a homeless person's nipples. Eventually, depending on duration between washes and severity of external temperatures it is possible to lift them off the nipples and eat them. Similar in size and shape to jammy dodgers, but without the jam. Unless you have a cheese grater too or something...
Those Jammy Dodgers were a bit off, I sensed a whiff of tittybiscuit about them...
tittybiscuit by scottbert January 1, 2012
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Shitty Bitty Titty Biscuit 

When normal words aren't enough to describe how angry you get at doing something, simply yell these words.
Dan falls off his bike and breaks both his arms.

Dan: "AHHHHHH FUCK! SHITTY BITTY TITTY BISCUIT!"

Tizzybiscuits 

A fine, perfectly delightful pair of breasts.
My girlfriend has a wonderful pair of tizzybiscuits.
Tizzybiscuits by DeityLink77 April 30, 2011

tittybiscuits 

baffled; puzzled; upset; The expression used to show dismay in an uncomprimising situation.
You won't go out with me? Titty biscuits!!
tittybiscuits by Matt June 23, 2003

Titbiscuit

Exclamation. Biscuits, made out of tits. Can be used to replace the word "fuck," "shit," "goddamn," "motherfucker," or any number of phrases. An extremely versatile word, it can be accurately said in any situation.
A) "Holy titbiscuits!"
B) "Julie's got some big titbiscuits!."
C) "You are such a titbiscuit."
D) "Titbiscuits! You are such a fag!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026