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man tits 

lumps of fat on a man where tits would be found on a woman
did you see davidson he had bare man tits blood
man tits by jesus h christ April 2, 2003

man tits 

if your a man look down(if you look down and cant see your dick)
austin:nice tits
kyle: what are you talking about

austin: cho man tits
man tits by Kyle McCumbee September 9, 2012

man tits 

Fat formations on a man that accumulate where a woman has her milky makers. Sometimes man tits are made when a man over exercisez her upper body creating some A cup t-shirt fillers. Not usually considered sexy, the man tits are usually looked down upon, expecially when they match or exceed the cup size of some women.
"Look at her boyfriend, he's got bigger man tits than she does!"
man tits by JtothaC March 14, 2005

man tits mcgee 

A small boy with overly sized man tits ridiculed by others. People that often ridicule them are called Matt and are sometimes very offensive
man tits mcgee by Tubby bilbo January 26, 2017

man tits 

1. big breasts on a man that are composed of mostly fat and little to no muscle
2. commonly on tall kids who just happen to be big breasted
Colin has HUGE man tits!
Patrick's man tits are definetly bigger dude!
NO WAY THE BIGGEST BY FAR ARE MAX's!!!
man tits by no ed February 13, 2007

saggy man tits

Man tits that are saggy, sad, alone, crying, and saggy.

Owners of such anatomical features typically watch porn on vhs and eat tuna salad.
1) What's the world record for saggy man tits?
I don't know, just a bunch of porn pops up when I ask Jeeves!
-end up watching saggy milf tits fucking younger guy...
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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