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titmongle 

When you say fuck the pussy, you just want the tits
Stop being a titmongle and fuck my pussy.
titmongle by Jaboi XII June 16, 2017
Words you can keep

Taintmongler

One who licks taints excessively.
My girlfriend is such a taintmongler. it's so raw down there.
Taintmongler by Lairn September 29, 2010

TittyMongler 

Someone Who enjoys Rubbing Jigsaw's Tits
Tyler. Rub kaylas Pepperoni nipples you TittyMongler
TittyMongler by Tits4Life May 3, 2009

titmonger 

A person who absolutely adores tits.
"He's a titfreak!"
"He's a complete titmonger!"
titmonger by alxuk.top May 13, 2005
Something unwanted in an otherwise desirable situation.
Awesome! I won a free CD, but the titmole about it is that it's Ashlee Simpson.
Titmole by mrfunkydoodle May 2, 2008

Titmonkey 

A person who is behaving stupidly who would usually be called a tit but seems so unevolved they are basically still a monkey.
Can also be used to express ones displeasure to something.
Stop it you titmonkey.
Your such a titmonkey.
Oh titmonkeys.
Titmonkey by kemdog007 November 13, 2011

titmonster 

Someone who absolutely loves having their tits sucked. So much so they go into with drawl from lack of sucking. Tit hickeys are readily accepted.
Yea this girl I hooked up with last night was such a titmonster and I did not complain one bit.
titmonster by whenURhotURhot September 20, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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