Taints

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by vlorxs June 3, 2020

boondock taints

Boondock Taints is exactly the same in everyway as the cult classic movie Boondock Saints, except for a few minor differences. For one, all the actors are replaced by their taints; that is, the anatomical area found between the scrotum and the bottom. The phrase, "I'll go all Boondock Saints on yo ass" meaning you will give them a thorough beating is replaced by, "I'm gonna kick you all in the taints. The Boondock Taints." This is self-explanatory.

Boondock Taints is perhaps one of the most thematic, gritty and hard-hitting films featuring taints that you will ever be likely to see.

"WE COULD KILL EVERY ONE. Yeah, with our taints. We'll smother them."

after seeing Boondock Taints--"Dude, I wanna kick people in the taints."

by Brandon 'The Man-don' Fandon Bogandon Bogandon Andon October 22, 2006

taint cheese

A white pus like discharge that eminates from a large person's ass crack.

My ex wife was so fat, she could scoop a pound of taint cheese from her inner thighs.

by Woodbilly December 2, 2011

taint

A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.

Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!

by Chane. February 1, 2020

Taint

Perineum

The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.

by Ace Ball October 18, 2018

Taint town

1. The middle of somewhere
2. Between Uranus and a weedy lot
3. A beer made by the Kennebunkport Brewing Company
4. That place between the candy factory and the sewer plant

If you have ever been to Taint town, then you know what the full scrotum is

by manshark September 19, 2016

Taint

That space between your balls and your asshole

My taint smells funny

by Female Faggot August 27, 2018