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Timefucked 

The inability to finish a set piece of work due to the intervention by an all-powerful, omniscient force; often confused with procrastination.
"Those two BAMFs, Ross and Kevin, are so timefucked. They never seem to do their homework"
Timefucked by Nivek725 December 9, 2008

Telefucked 

When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011

timefucker 

a person who is wasting his own time !!

For example:

(playing video games,browsing internet,making a definitions for a new words etc..
hey get your ass oudoor ,,don't play that silly game You know what you are such a timefucker!!:)
timefucker by timefucker August 7, 2009

timesucker 

a person, place or thing that wastes your time without your permission.
"don't answer your phone when he calls, he is a total timesucker."
"she im'd me at midnight and i couldn't get her off. what a timesucker."
timesucker by palexs May 17, 2007

timefuck 

A pathetic fucking waste of precious, God-given time.
Dan: Man, this class is boring!

Emily: Seriously. What a timefuck!

Time Fucked 

When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.
Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.

Kristi: I already changed the clocks.

Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
Time Fucked by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011