Timefucked
Timefucked by Someone Better Than You... February 22, 2009
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Timefucked
The inability to finish a set piece of work due to the intervention by an all-powerful, omniscient force; often confused with procrastination.
Timefucked by Nivek725 December 9, 2008
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Timefucked • timefucker • Timefuckery • timesucker • titfucked • treefucked • Telefucked • timfuckery • time fuck • The Fucked Shit
Telefucked
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011
timefucker
a person who is wasting his own time !!
For example:
(playing video games,browsing internet,making a definitions for a new words etc..
For example:
(playing video games,browsing internet,making a definitions for a new words etc..
timefucker by timefucker August 7, 2009
timesucker
"don't answer your phone when he calls, he is a total timesucker."
"she im'd me at midnight and i couldn't get her off. what a timesucker."
"she im'd me at midnight and i couldn't get her off. what a timesucker."
timesucker by palexs May 17, 2007
timefuck
timefuck by UrbanDictionaryWhore March 24, 2008
Time Fucked
When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.
Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.
Kristi: I already changed the clocks.
Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.
Kristi: I already changed the clocks.
Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
Time Fucked by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011
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