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Timefucked 

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The inability to finish a set piece of work due to the intervention by an all-powerful, omniscient force; often confused with procrastination.
"Those two BAMFs, Ross and Kevin, are so timefucked. They never seem to do their homework"
Timefucked by Nivek725 December 9, 2008

Telefucked 

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When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011

timefucker 

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a person who is wasting his own time !!

For example:

(playing video games,browsing internet,making a definitions for a new words etc..
hey get your ass oudoor ,,don't play that silly game You know what you are such a timefucker!!:)
timefucker by timefucker August 7, 2009

timesucker 

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a person, place or thing that wastes your time without your permission.
"don't answer your phone when he calls, he is a total timesucker."
"she im'd me at midnight and i couldn't get her off. what a timesucker."

timesucker by palexs May 17, 2007

timefuck 

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A pathetic fucking waste of precious, God-given time.
Dan: Man, this class is boring!

Emily: Seriously. What a timefuck!

Time Fucked 

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When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.
Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.

Kristi: I already changed the clocks.

Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
Time Fucked by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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