titfaced 

Incredibly drunk. Beyond shitfaced.

Dave: I was so titfaced last night that I rode a table down the stairs and ended up in the hospital.

titfaced by Bus36 February 16, 2006

titface

when you think a girl is hot until you somehow only see her face, realizing her banging Double D+ created a mirage of attractiveness

Raj: Yo, check out that fine honey over there at the bar, i'd love to hit that
Lazlo: Where?
Raj: At the bar with that appletini
Lazlo: the Titface?
Raj: What? no way
Lazlo: Look (holds coaster over girl's chest)
Raj: Oh god dude, she looks like Meryl Streep, it was her bangin' Double D's

titface by damutitface August 6, 2010

titface

A way of describing someone who has tits for a face or an expression describing someone as an asshole.an expression of annoyance to someone with large tits that cover their face.

"shush...titface"

"jeez, your such a titface"... "wat i do now"

"whoah...ur tits r so titfacish"

titface by georgieboy April 16, 2006

TwitFaced 

The act of posting the same thing on your Twitter feed and Facebook status within moments.

Jeff: "Did you see James' Facebook status a minute ago about the NFL?"
Joe: "Yeah, and then he tweeted the exact same thing about 10 seconds later."
Jeff: "He must be getting TwitFaced again."

TwitFaced by jc2 August 15, 2011

twitfaced 

Tweeting crazy nonsense via Twitter

When you read a tweet and say... WTF? This guy must be totally twitfaced.

twitfaced by oldfatguy May 1, 2009

titface

one who's face has tits on it.

you are a titface

titface by haverly wilson September 11, 2003

titface

Titface has cheeks so large they look like boobies

A hillbilly with strange toes, her hobbies include sleeping & qeefing.

A titface's idea of a crazy night out is shooting a duck with a water pistol in the bath. Generally a massive facebook nerd and all round diva

titface by friggin awesome.co.uk September 9, 2010