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tutoring 

code word for sex in the academic world.
Jordan: So, what did you do this weekend?
Michael: I had to tutor this chick.
Lindsey: You tutored? Or you TUTORED?
Michael: Yeah, I TUTORED her. Her dad pays me hourly.
Jordan: So how long did you end up tutoring her for?
Michael: Let's just say I tutored her at the table all night long.
Lindsey: Manwhore.

Math Tutoring 

An amazing excuse to bring a chick over so you guys can hook up on a regular basis; Math tutor = friend with benefits
Guy 1: Hey, what are you doin' after school today?

Guy 2: Oh, Patricia's coming over for math tutoring.

Guy 1: Oh damn! Get some!

*they high five*
Math Tutoring by spiderman313 November 30, 2009

pier tutoring 

The act of being instructed one-on-one in a specific subject exclusively while sitting on a pier. Most commonly occurs when an adult tries to impart words of wisdom to their child while on a fishing excursion.
"Hey Billy, how was your weekend?"
"It was alright, I went fishing on the docks with my retired sea-captain uncle on Saturday, so it ended up being a morning of pier tutoring."
pier tutoring by suedebuttons December 7, 2014

Tamlyn Tutoring 

Daddy Henry Tamarind and Louis Labaybay doing best tutoring
Daddy Henry has began new OnlyFans on Tamlyn Tutoring
Tamlyn Tutoring by Nutsack30569420 November 4, 2022

Tatering 

A highly popular catering company in the Dallas, Texas area. Well known for amazing foods and services.

The Owner known as Tater puts his spin on catering thus creating Tatering.
have you had Tatering's amazing Brisket and Sausage?
Tatering by Tatering July 19, 2018

titering 

the act of acting like a tit.
david:"what is michael doing?"
fiona:"dont know but he appears to be titering!!"
david:"what a tit!!"
titering by lexie0811 December 14, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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